Make your own beer
There's something rather attractive about brewing up your very own heady mead – complete with singing barmaids and joyful song.
To help with the beer bit – we've found this killer looking stainless steel home brewery station, which could pass for a mini plutonium refinery…but is in fact designed to make humble beer.
It costs around $4,315 and is perhaps a bit big to send via our well oiled courier express service. So you're going to have to be a very dedicated beer lover to justify the expense to your lovely wife. All the same, it'll look damn impressive when the boys come around for poker… or book club.
See more: Shiny, stainless steel, all-in-one homemade brewery – Uberreview